Arghuably, the World’s Greatest Book on Arghing!—as read by Cap’n John himself!

Finally, Cap’n John’s life-changing book is here in audio!

Sealegs for Success: 21 Awesome Arghs for Balancing Your Life and Work!

Arghuably, the World’s Greatest Book on Arghing! Get your Sealegs me hearties! Read aloud by the industrial-strength Sealegger himself—Arghmaster John Parker!

Your crazy and wild comments are super welcome! Just an Argh in the comment section will change the world! (The Parrot Effect!)

Best re-Arghs!
Cap’n John

Captain John
Argh, me hearty!